Lonely old farts’ club man looking for love in the kitchen
M. Famous TV chef WLTM VGL new model to replace older one. Publicist, model or even restaurant worker considered. Must demonstrate naked ambition, business sense optional. Must show GSOH when sworn at and demonstrate dignity if slapped in public. No vegetarians considered, meat and two veg zealots only. Ability to flambée older man’s plums essential. Interest in experimentation and molecular attraction important. Co-habitation with business partner likely. Will travel. Have children.
M. = married
WLTM = would like to meet
VGL = very good-looking
GSOH = good sense of humour
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